It is possible to have boobs and brains. Both big. Very big.
There’s a vile myth that women can be either smart or beautiful, but not both. As though God isn’t beneficent enough to offer both attributes in abundance. Or even that being beautiful and smart wasn’t God’s plan when casting us mounds of clay in His image.
In the North, men assume women are smart until a bit of beauty emerges. Then she’s a Bimbo who has to marry for money.
In the South, most men think women are pretty – and most are, unless they are really smart. Then they’re Brainiacs who have to marry for sex.
To exercise their brilliance, the Brains move north to meet up with brainy birds who flock together. And crap on shiny nice cars as petty vengeance for not winning any beauty pageants as chicks.
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